I started out with:
$1 white tee shirt (J. Crew brand) from a garage sale
$2 lace curtain from an estate sale.
I cut the tee shirt apart along the seams and sewed the curtain onto the front. Then sewed the shirt back together again.
Brian said, “Wow! That looks like something you’d buy from Target.” (I’ll take that as a compliment, I guess.)