Me: I don’t feel very good right now
Joshua: Maybe it’s because there’s a 4th baby on its way
Me: uh. no. That’s not it.
Joshua: Well, Uncle Darrin has 4 kids.
Me: Yes he does.
Joshua: and Uncle Mike has 4 kids.
Me: Yes he does. I have 3.
“I can’t remember the last time I sat this close to you or had this much dirt down my shirt.” Me, after go-carting around my in-laws house the day after it rained.
“This is so much fun!!!!!” Kaylee, playing dress up.
"Gracie is a girl AND a boy because she has blue eyes and a vagina" Joshua told Grammy, to my absolute horror. We'll need to discuss gender and genetics in more detail, apparently.
"You might have a master's degree, but I'm the one who can find the grape jelly." Me to Brian.
"A cousin is someone who lives far away." Joshua. (Poor kid has 13 fabulous cousins, all in different states: TX, WISC, NC, MO)
"If Gracie bites your "oobs" again, you should give her a bottle" Joshua
In a whisper, "I just saw Kaylee's "oobs"!" Joshua