My fall garden is "thriving"

My garden this year was a joke. I got 6 green beans, 2 cucumbers and a really scary looking yellow thing. Now, IN NOVEMBER, my broccoli is sprouting. Hello! I planted the seeds in May. MAY! Do broccoli really have a 20 week growing time? Because I just "grew" a baby in 40 weeks which is a lot more impressive than this little bitty broccoli head.

I think this smashed up thing is a pumpkin. It never turned orange, and now some animal ate half of it. I planted a bunch of pumpkin seeds back in May and got just one small, green pumpkin.

This scrawny little mum waits every year to start blooming in November. I should throw it out and ends it's miserably short life span.

It's going to hit 30 degrees this week (overnight). Bye bye, you pathetic broccoli and mums.