Me: You’re reading Kaylee’s fairy book?
Joshua: Well, I didn’t know…(mumble..mumble)
Me: ok, well, what book did you pick out from the library today?
Joshua: A “Giggle and Pig” book and a “Pinkalicous” book.
Me: WHAT? (surprised that he picked out such easy and girly books)
Joshua: What? I got them for Kaylee to read.
Me: (teasing) I think you like the color pink!
Joshua: No way!
Brian: Hey Joshua! Today when I tried to get dressed, I had a problem. My foot got stuck in the underwear and wouldn’t go through! Guess what? It was YOUR underwear!
Grace: Mom! You beat me up!
Grace: You beat me up the stairs. (pout)
Me: Did you brush your teeth?
Joshua: Yes. It was 2 minutes of my life.
Joshua told the girls, “If you get scared, just let me know and I’ll give you a new hologram.” (Overheard while the kids were playing pretend. “Star Trek”, I guess?)