“I’m making spaghetti with Daddy’s ties!” Kaylee explained when I asked about the basket filled with Brian’s ties. (At least someone found a use for those things! )
“YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!!!” Joshua shouted as he chased Kaylee around the house. (Brian’s been watching Star Trek episodes on Netflix lately)
Brian: Do you know where I work?
Joshua : Of course! RIT!
Brian: Do you know what I do at RIT?
Joshua: Yes. You teach sign language.
Brian: Not exactly. I teach other people how to build computers and write programs to run on computers.
Joshua: oh! (surprised that his dad is so awesome)
We were having Easter dinner at my dad’s house when I started to feel very….uncomfortable and out of place. I went to the bathroom to inspect my wardrobe situation.
“Did you unhook my bra?” I hissed in sign language to Brian, when I rejoined the family.
“Mama, please take the wrapper off.” Grace said, handing me an apple.
Joshua: 6.5 years old
Kaylee 4.75 years old
Grace 2.5 years old