Joshua: Mom, I think you should sell some of my underwear.
Joshua: I have WAAAAAY too many of them in my drawer!
Here mom! I make you a paper airplane to share with all your mommy friends! (Grace showed me a “thing” she made out of 6 pieces of paper all taped together)
( Signing Santa)
Brian: How do you know the real Santa Clause? There are 2 ways to tell.
Joshua and Kaylee: Because he has a real beard and he knows sign language!!!!
(Reading a letter from Martin Elfie, our Elf on a shelf.)
On the first day of snow:
Joshua: Whoa! Instead of pitch black outside, it’s PITCH WHITE!
(This girl is SERIOUS about her crafts and projects!)
Kaylee singing improv to fit the situation:
“You better watch out, you better not pout, listen to me and I’ll tell you why: Papa John is coming to town.”
Brian: If you could be anything that you wanted, what would you be?
Joshua: A math teacher. (7yr)
Kaylee: BFF stands for Best Brother Forever!!!!