Brian: Joshua! Stop picking your nose and eating your buggars. It’s really gross!
Joshua: Well, Kaylee picks her nose too.
Brian: That’s true. You *do* pick your nose a lot, Kay.
Kaylee: Yes. But I don’t eat my buggars! I just put them all over the house!
(Maybe I should have a category for “Things I wish I Hadn’t Heard Around my House”)
“LOVE ALWAYS WINS !” I overheard someone yell in the car. I listened to figure out the context…and this is what I heard:
Paper, scissors, rock, building. Building wins!
Rock, paper, scissors, toilet. Toilet wins!
(Rock, paper, scissors, love. Love always wins.)
After school, Joshua told me: “There’s one birthday in my classroom for December, but that person is invisible.” Huh? “It’s Jesus”, he whispered like a secret. “But Jesus is in every classroom!!”
(Grace is transitioning into no naps…some days less we find her in funny spots)
“I LOVE Cheetos!” (Pause) “But I hate Styrofoam.” Kaylee
“Hey! I know who your dad is!” Joshua said after I told a story about when I was a kid.
Brian: Are you going to the store today to get some essentials like milk?
Me: Yes. Milk and chocolate.